Why He’s Hot:
- He’s a man’s man. He’s not overly manicured: no coloring the salt & pepper specks in his hair or shaving if he doesn’t feel like it (umph - The Scruff). There’s no quietly thinking you could probably take him in a fight if you wanted - you know who’s got the balls in this pairing. He’ll pick you up by the ass, wrap your thighs around his waist and make out/carry you all the way to the nearest wall/bed/countertop and give it to you. Roughly.
- He’s King Leonidas dammit. Find me a sexier protagonist in any film of the last 5 years. You know you clenched your thighs together extra tight when he was fucking his queen.
- Have you seen those arms? Can’t you just imagine those wrapped around your waist? Mmmm, yes you can.
- He’s Scottish. And with that comes a ridiculously smoldering accent and kilts. Yes, kilts.
- He can make you sit through a Katherine Heigl film where’s she’s yet again playing the stereotypical, neurotic but cute, klutzy female and not think twice about it. That is a feat - and that is hot.